Lita wants more
Jun 17, 2017 0:38:09 GMT -5
Post by Lita on Jun 17, 2017 0:38:09 GMT -5
The camera pans around the crowd who look ready to blow the lid off the joint, then focuses on JR and King.
JR: Ladies and gentlemen tonight RAW promises to be a slobberknocker and I can't wait to get started.
King: yeah its always a slobberknocker when the women's division goes at it those hellcats are vicious JR!
JR: I wouldn't wanna forget my wedding anniversary with any of them..
Litas music plays over the PA system as she walks out toward the ring dressed in a black t-shirt and jeans, her half of the tag titles over her shoulder, the fans boo she just smirks at them.
JR: And here's Lita, proudly displaying that Tag Title she won very questionably.
King: Like ive said a million times JR its only cheating if you're caught.
Lita takes a mic from april she enters the ring and hoists the tag title high the fans boo even louder she lowers the title and raises the mic to her lips
Lita: AHHH SHADDUUUPP...
the crowd noise dies down
Lita: Much better, maybe you Richmond folks aren't as dimwitted as I thought you were give yourselves a round of applause... but dont clap too fast or your brains can't catch up. I got off the plane and the first thing i noticed about this town was man it stinks of Mickie James and a little bit of googling told me this is her hometown. And I was in such a good mood beforehand too! Now? Now i just feel like ripping the head off the first person i see tonight thankfully... that someones going to be Mickie James. Yeah your precious hometown daisy duke cornhuskin incest lovin country bumpkin, her pretty little face is going to get ripped apart and all you sister lovin inbreds out there can't do ANYTHING about it but watch.
the crowd boos loudly, Lita smirks arrogantly.
JR: Wow, I think "winning" that tag team championship has actually made her even MORE arrogant King.
King: Certainly inflated my ego when I won a championship belt no matter how many times i did it.
JR: Like you needed any help in that department King.
the crowd calms and lita speaks again.
Lita: Rude, dont interrupt your betters... Anyway, I would actually like to announce something you see after I won this womens tag team belt fair and square pinning ol Lucky Charms Becky Lynch for the 3 count I got to thinking... I deserve more I desire more I WANT MORE. So starting tonight.. I will begin my climb toward becoming a dual champion an... Undisputed Champion if you will. Oh yes... oh yes I am after the big prize the Womens Championship belt that rests very sadly around the nonexistent waist of that RUNT MICKIE JAMES THAT TITLE IS MINE MICKIE AND EVERYONE THAT GETS IN MY WAY WILL BE TORN APART and you can just take that to the bank.
TBC by Mickie
JR: Ladies and gentlemen tonight RAW promises to be a slobberknocker and I can't wait to get started.
King: yeah its always a slobberknocker when the women's division goes at it those hellcats are vicious JR!
JR: I wouldn't wanna forget my wedding anniversary with any of them..
Litas music plays over the PA system as she walks out toward the ring dressed in a black t-shirt and jeans, her half of the tag titles over her shoulder, the fans boo she just smirks at them.
JR: And here's Lita, proudly displaying that Tag Title she won very questionably.
King: Like ive said a million times JR its only cheating if you're caught.
Lita takes a mic from april she enters the ring and hoists the tag title high the fans boo even louder she lowers the title and raises the mic to her lips
Lita: AHHH SHADDUUUPP...
the crowd noise dies down
Lita: Much better, maybe you Richmond folks aren't as dimwitted as I thought you were give yourselves a round of applause... but dont clap too fast or your brains can't catch up. I got off the plane and the first thing i noticed about this town was man it stinks of Mickie James and a little bit of googling told me this is her hometown. And I was in such a good mood beforehand too! Now? Now i just feel like ripping the head off the first person i see tonight thankfully... that someones going to be Mickie James. Yeah your precious hometown daisy duke cornhuskin incest lovin country bumpkin, her pretty little face is going to get ripped apart and all you sister lovin inbreds out there can't do ANYTHING about it but watch.
the crowd boos loudly, Lita smirks arrogantly.
JR: Wow, I think "winning" that tag team championship has actually made her even MORE arrogant King.
King: Certainly inflated my ego when I won a championship belt no matter how many times i did it.
JR: Like you needed any help in that department King.
the crowd calms and lita speaks again.
Lita: Rude, dont interrupt your betters... Anyway, I would actually like to announce something you see after I won this womens tag team belt fair and square pinning ol Lucky Charms Becky Lynch for the 3 count I got to thinking... I deserve more I desire more I WANT MORE. So starting tonight.. I will begin my climb toward becoming a dual champion an... Undisputed Champion if you will. Oh yes... oh yes I am after the big prize the Womens Championship belt that rests very sadly around the nonexistent waist of that RUNT MICKIE JAMES THAT TITLE IS MINE MICKIE AND EVERYONE THAT GETS IN MY WAY WILL BE TORN APART and you can just take that to the bank.
TBC by Mickie