Unleash the fury
May 30, 2017 17:22:42 GMT -5
Post by Lita on May 30, 2017 17:22:42 GMT -5
The scene pans around a rowdy Jersey City crowd the camera then fixes on JR and King at ringside.
JR: Hello everyone and welcome to Monday Night RAW we're here in Jersey City, New Jersey and the roof is about to blow off of this building King!
King: You're right! This is one step from a full blown riot they can't wait to see people knock each other silly!
Litas theme suddenly hits the PA system she walks out and poses on stage as the fans boo, Lita walks down the aisle dressed in a black t-shirt and baggy pants her hair down and loose.
JR: and here's Lita she and Alexa Bliss have a tag match tonight against Bayley and Angelina Love
King: Lita tore poor bayley apart when they last met and she loved every second of it!
JR: She definitely delivered on her promises..
King: yeah, except ending her career thank goodness!
Lita gets a mic from April she enters the ring and stands in the center smiling as the fans boo her, when they calm down she raises the mic.
Lita: Boy, something stinks here smells like New Jersey... they should firebomb this cesspool.
Lita smirks as the fans boo, she waits for them to calm down and continues
Lita: Ya know, I have to remember to ask Steph why she once again throws Bayley into the shredder that is Lita must have put a thumbtack in her chair or peed in her coffee...
Lita just smirks at the thought.
Lita: Actually peeing in someones coffee is very... redneck, something Mickie would do so nah not Bayley ill give her this shes too NICE for that. *Rolls eyes and shakes her head* Ahh but enough about Mick Clampett already this match doesn't concern her, tonight you smelly jersey city street rats will get to see the most Hardcore Woman in Wrestling team up with the talented and beautiful Alexa Bliss against Shrimp Bayley and the Unbearable Hulk Angelina Love.
the fans boo furiously, Lita smirks and yells at the crowd "AHHHH SHADDUUUPP!"
JR: She has no respect for her opponents tonight, and she should the last time she was in Tag Team action she lost!
King: Ancient history by now JR and besides im loving this! Heck with respecting your opponent! Besides Lita wasn't the one pinned anyway.
JR: Well excuse me King. My point is shes yet to win in a tag team setting it'll be interesting to see if her teamworks improved at all.
King: did you see how they worked over Mickie backstage not long ago!? THAT was excellent teamwork!
Lita: Anyway, to the point... tonight I will show Bayley and Love no mercy, I will break them til they got a permanent limp and HELL that might not even stop me. I want to leave them with a... constant reminder of the brutality they will experience and you lucky Jersey scum get to witness but i warn you... if any of your kids aren't already drug addicts or something and have SOME morals they may want to avert their eyes cuz OHHOHOO.. it will NOT be pretty. And they can stand here and claim allll they want they aren't scared or intimidated but i know deep down a horrible fear grips their hearts and that oh baby... that is my gift to them a gift that will keep on giving even after they kick the bucket. And hey GOOD NEWS EVERYONE I wont be the only one issuing a beatdown tonight i'll have Alexa Bliss with me twice the asskicking for the same price! LUCKY YOU!! *Laughs a bit under her breath* ohh... I wish the match started LITERALLY right now I can't wait to cement myself as the most hardcore woman in all pro wrestling. I'll be waiting Love and Bayley, welcome to a lifetime of pain and misery. *lita drops the mic and begins walking backstage to a chorus of boos*
JR: Mother of God King this womans a psychopath.
KIng: I KNOW I LOVE IT!
JR: Hello everyone and welcome to Monday Night RAW we're here in Jersey City, New Jersey and the roof is about to blow off of this building King!
King: You're right! This is one step from a full blown riot they can't wait to see people knock each other silly!
Litas theme suddenly hits the PA system she walks out and poses on stage as the fans boo, Lita walks down the aisle dressed in a black t-shirt and baggy pants her hair down and loose.
JR: and here's Lita she and Alexa Bliss have a tag match tonight against Bayley and Angelina Love
King: Lita tore poor bayley apart when they last met and she loved every second of it!
JR: She definitely delivered on her promises..
King: yeah, except ending her career thank goodness!
Lita gets a mic from April she enters the ring and stands in the center smiling as the fans boo her, when they calm down she raises the mic.
Lita: Boy, something stinks here smells like New Jersey... they should firebomb this cesspool.
Lita smirks as the fans boo, she waits for them to calm down and continues
Lita: Ya know, I have to remember to ask Steph why she once again throws Bayley into the shredder that is Lita must have put a thumbtack in her chair or peed in her coffee...
Lita just smirks at the thought.
Lita: Actually peeing in someones coffee is very... redneck, something Mickie would do so nah not Bayley ill give her this shes too NICE for that. *Rolls eyes and shakes her head* Ahh but enough about Mick Clampett already this match doesn't concern her, tonight you smelly jersey city street rats will get to see the most Hardcore Woman in Wrestling team up with the talented and beautiful Alexa Bliss against Shrimp Bayley and the Unbearable Hulk Angelina Love.
the fans boo furiously, Lita smirks and yells at the crowd "AHHHH SHADDUUUPP!"
JR: She has no respect for her opponents tonight, and she should the last time she was in Tag Team action she lost!
King: Ancient history by now JR and besides im loving this! Heck with respecting your opponent! Besides Lita wasn't the one pinned anyway.
JR: Well excuse me King. My point is shes yet to win in a tag team setting it'll be interesting to see if her teamworks improved at all.
King: did you see how they worked over Mickie backstage not long ago!? THAT was excellent teamwork!
Lita: Anyway, to the point... tonight I will show Bayley and Love no mercy, I will break them til they got a permanent limp and HELL that might not even stop me. I want to leave them with a... constant reminder of the brutality they will experience and you lucky Jersey scum get to witness but i warn you... if any of your kids aren't already drug addicts or something and have SOME morals they may want to avert their eyes cuz OHHOHOO.. it will NOT be pretty. And they can stand here and claim allll they want they aren't scared or intimidated but i know deep down a horrible fear grips their hearts and that oh baby... that is my gift to them a gift that will keep on giving even after they kick the bucket. And hey GOOD NEWS EVERYONE I wont be the only one issuing a beatdown tonight i'll have Alexa Bliss with me twice the asskicking for the same price! LUCKY YOU!! *Laughs a bit under her breath* ohh... I wish the match started LITERALLY right now I can't wait to cement myself as the most hardcore woman in all pro wrestling. I'll be waiting Love and Bayley, welcome to a lifetime of pain and misery. *lita drops the mic and begins walking backstage to a chorus of boos*
JR: Mother of God King this womans a psychopath.
KIng: I KNOW I LOVE IT!