Stone Cold is ready.
Jun 19, 2017 6:51:57 GMT -5
Post by Stone Cold Steve Austin on Jun 19, 2017 6:51:57 GMT -5
the scene is backstage, April stands with the WWE Champ Stone Cold Steve Austin. April is dressed in a pretty blue sparkling dress her hair done up looking like a celebrity. Austin stands in black vest with no undershirt and cut off jean shorts with his black mudhole stompin boots, title proudly displayed on his left shoulder.
April: Ladies and Gentlemen I am very excited to be standing next to the man who will be defending his WWE Title Belt against Triple H here at the King of the Ring, sparks are already flying Triple H may be your toughest opponent yet and you haven't wrestled the last few RAW events how are you feeling Stone Cold?
Stone Cold: Ol Stone Cold has been kickin back with some cold ones watching RAW which have been fantastic lately, but to answer your question April, Stone Cold feels like a million bucks the shoulders rested up and healed and Stone Cold is ready to put this title on the line against one of the toughest sunsa guns I have ever stepped into the square circle with.
April: Well said, now do you worry your layoffs made you rusty or going to have some ill effects on your performance tonight?
Stone Cold: Let Stone Cold tell you somethin, yeah he mentioned sitting around drinkin brews but thats not the only thing Stone Cold did know what else he did? He hit the gym, did the chores outside that needed doin, which is a workout in that texas heat let stone cold tell ya, he EARNED those cold ones. Stone Cold didn't laze around he was sharpening his fangs, polishing his boots to stomp a Texas sized mudhole into Triple H's chest, The Rattlesnake is READY for tonight he is ready to defend this WWE Championship against Triple H. Triple H, its just you and me tonight nobody else in our way, you're about to go to war with a Texas Rattlesnake and if you're not ready you will be taking a nap on the mat after a Stone Cold Stunner and thats the bottom line because Stone Cold SAID SO.
April: Alright well as you can see folks the sparks are flying you can cut the intensity with a knife and eat it in a nice sandwich with some A1 Steaksauce. Good luck out there Rattlesnake.
Stone Cold: Wont be needin' it, Stone Cold dont believe in luck. *Austin walks off and April shrugs at the camera guy*
JR: Austin looks fit and ready to rumble with one of the toughest brutal men on our roster King
King: This is going to be a good ol fashioned knock out drag out war JR can we bring back the RAW is WAR name?
JR: Dont ask me King, not up to me. Anyways folks stay tuned here because this King of the Ring is going to be a slobberknocker!
April: Ladies and Gentlemen I am very excited to be standing next to the man who will be defending his WWE Title Belt against Triple H here at the King of the Ring, sparks are already flying Triple H may be your toughest opponent yet and you haven't wrestled the last few RAW events how are you feeling Stone Cold?
Stone Cold: Ol Stone Cold has been kickin back with some cold ones watching RAW which have been fantastic lately, but to answer your question April, Stone Cold feels like a million bucks the shoulders rested up and healed and Stone Cold is ready to put this title on the line against one of the toughest sunsa guns I have ever stepped into the square circle with.
April: Well said, now do you worry your layoffs made you rusty or going to have some ill effects on your performance tonight?
Stone Cold: Let Stone Cold tell you somethin, yeah he mentioned sitting around drinkin brews but thats not the only thing Stone Cold did know what else he did? He hit the gym, did the chores outside that needed doin, which is a workout in that texas heat let stone cold tell ya, he EARNED those cold ones. Stone Cold didn't laze around he was sharpening his fangs, polishing his boots to stomp a Texas sized mudhole into Triple H's chest, The Rattlesnake is READY for tonight he is ready to defend this WWE Championship against Triple H. Triple H, its just you and me tonight nobody else in our way, you're about to go to war with a Texas Rattlesnake and if you're not ready you will be taking a nap on the mat after a Stone Cold Stunner and thats the bottom line because Stone Cold SAID SO.
April: Alright well as you can see folks the sparks are flying you can cut the intensity with a knife and eat it in a nice sandwich with some A1 Steaksauce. Good luck out there Rattlesnake.
Stone Cold: Wont be needin' it, Stone Cold dont believe in luck. *Austin walks off and April shrugs at the camera guy*
JR: Austin looks fit and ready to rumble with one of the toughest brutal men on our roster King
King: This is going to be a good ol fashioned knock out drag out war JR can we bring back the RAW is WAR name?
JR: Dont ask me King, not up to me. Anyways folks stay tuned here because this King of the Ring is going to be a slobberknocker!