Nowhere to hide, Jericho.
May 26, 2017 8:27:50 GMT -5
Post by Stone Cold Steve Austin on May 26, 2017 8:27:50 GMT -5
the scene is backstage, April stands with the Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin ready to interview him she is dressed in a very pretty dress with her hair done up, Stone Cold is in his black Austin 3:16 vest and a pair of black tights, his black wrestlin boots are laced up and ready to stomp some mudholes. He has the WWE Championship draped proudly over his right shoulder
April: April O'Neil here live backstage with Stone Cold Steve Austin, WWE Champ and Steve you are putting that title on the line against Chris Jericho, what do you expect out of Jericho tonight?
Stone Cold: Well April let Stone Cold tell you what he expects out of Jericho tonight, I expect him to be underhanded, sneaky, run away like the little pony-tailed girl he is but he'll realize pretty quickly that he doesn't have Randy Orton to hide behind this time while he wets himself in fear of The Texas Rattlesnake. Stone Cold expects Jericho to work his shoulder or try to heck it wouldn't even surprise me if Orton showed up to help his girlfriend out. But let Stone Cold tell you somethin April and I hope Jericho can see this ya see Jericho, it won't matter what you do or where you go there is nowhere to hide punk. Tonight, you will get mudholes stomped into ya you will be beaten, bruised, bloodied, and finally.. knocked so far into the future from a Stone Cold Stunner that you'll meet George freakin' Jetson and thats the bottom line cuz Stone Cold said so!
April: Alright well good stuff Stone Cold and good luck tonight against a crafty opponent.
Stone Cold: Thank you April.
April: April O'Neil here live backstage with Stone Cold Steve Austin, WWE Champ and Steve you are putting that title on the line against Chris Jericho, what do you expect out of Jericho tonight?
Stone Cold: Well April let Stone Cold tell you what he expects out of Jericho tonight, I expect him to be underhanded, sneaky, run away like the little pony-tailed girl he is but he'll realize pretty quickly that he doesn't have Randy Orton to hide behind this time while he wets himself in fear of The Texas Rattlesnake. Stone Cold expects Jericho to work his shoulder or try to heck it wouldn't even surprise me if Orton showed up to help his girlfriend out. But let Stone Cold tell you somethin April and I hope Jericho can see this ya see Jericho, it won't matter what you do or where you go there is nowhere to hide punk. Tonight, you will get mudholes stomped into ya you will be beaten, bruised, bloodied, and finally.. knocked so far into the future from a Stone Cold Stunner that you'll meet George freakin' Jetson and thats the bottom line cuz Stone Cold said so!
April: Alright well good stuff Stone Cold and good luck tonight against a crafty opponent.
Stone Cold: Thank you April.